needleslace:

tyrannosaurus-rex:

mineyoung-churyuu:

hubriscomplex:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

8ddict:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

captainlordauditor:

some iconic dialogue that sounds like its from the great canon of literature but are actually from memes

1. I will face God and walk backwards into Hell
2. “I’ll do whatever you want” “then perish”
   
3. I have been through hell and come out singing

feel free to add more!

• There are no gods here
  
• Do I look like the kind of man who dies
  
• God’s dead and soon we will be too
  
• I thought there were no heroes left in this world 
  

• you kneel before my throne unaware that it was built on lies

• Impudent of you to assume I will meet a mortal end
  
• This is hell’s territory and I am beholden to no gods
  
• Bury me shallow, I’ll be back
  

- take this gift, for the gods surely won’t

• God wishes he were me
• One day, you will be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you will have to justify the space you’ve filled

Violence for Violence is the Rule of Beasts

• God gave me depression because if my ambitions went unchecked I would have bested him in hand to hand combat by age 16 
  

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avipsyche:

i wish british accents were real and weren’t just invented for the ppcu (peppa pig cinematic universe)

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So fucking depressed

flyingwhalepirate:

do you ever read a book that’s so rich in worldbuilding you get like tourist fatigue

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slimetony:

the-never-arriving:

slimetony:

How is basketball going

someone shot the ball into a hoop

you gotta be kiddin me

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telnaga:

red hot silly peppers :)

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purplebuddhaquotes:

“A secret to happiness is letting every situation be what it is instead of what you think it should be, and then making the best of it.”

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ednursey:

Welcome to the emergency room.

Tonight I had a patient come in complaint of Abd pain. No big deal really routine.

More so we thought.

Doctor comes in goes through his series of questions and starts to palpate her abdomen. She has some pain/ sensitivity in her lower left quadrant. So doc decides to do a pelvic exam.

As he is explaining to this patient what’s going to happen next. She very casually states “ okay but be careful I have leaves growing out of my cooter”.

You what?

Doc at first was skeptical has her change and we come back for the exam. And holy fuck was she right. Leaves…. growing….. that’s not the weirdest part.

Upon further inspection we realize she had stuck a potato up there. Easy to remove so as Doc is going to remove it she goes “ you have to leave it there! My insides are falling out!”

She had a prolapsed uterus and had used the potato to hold it up….

Nothing surprises me anymore.

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